Saturday, August 30, 2008

You've got a small one....

Yes, it's small. There does that put your inquiring mind to rest? No, I didn't think it would. It's small and thin and useless and there's not much you can do about it -- not much that works anyway. And you know that your girlfriend (if you even can get one) is fucking someone else because of your severe lack of manhood. See, having a small cock makes you insecure like that, which you should be, because if I was your girl I'd definitely be looking for bigger and better things. And If I was your girlfriend I wouldn't want your little dicklette near my pussy unless and until you did whatever I wanted. And then only maybe. But I have use for you...

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-Melody

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Do you like naughty milf’s? I thought so.

Do you like naughty milf’s? I thought so.

Take a few deep breaths and relax. There ya go…. Now go back to a time when you saw the hottest, biggest pair of tits you ever wanted to put your cock in between. Mmmmmm those big soft tits… you can imagine what the color and texture of her nipples are underneath that barely there top she’s wearing to show off what you’ve been wanting to see it seems for a lifetime. Her tiny jean shorts do very little to conceal much of anything from the imagination, and yours is already working overtime. She’s known you ever since you were small, but you’re far from small now, as you have every intention of showing her. Your cock has grown to large lengths now and it’s all you can do to keep from rushing over there and ripping those too tight shorts off and plunging your cock into her tight, super-wet cunt. Oh, you want her, and it’s about time she knows how much.

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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

A Small Tribute

Couple days ago I had my little man call me. And no, it’s not the way you’re thinking. He’s little, but all over. And I’m his giant Goddess, so I made him that way. Imagine how small and tiny he is! My body is a temple to be worshiped of course, and what better way to worship my beautiful figure than by being 5 inches tall and being up close to it? I compelled J. to love my body so much that he’d have nothing but words of praise for his Goddess. Then I told him the more he praised me, in any way, the smaller he would shrink. This is where the fun part began. The more he talked, the smaller he grew, until he was about the size of an action figure.

The first place he wanted to worship on my body were my beautiful feet. He kissed them and admired his tiny reflection in my pretty pedicured toenails. He kissed my beautiful, giant feet and my high arches while loving and admiring every single detail.

And I let him, Because I deserve his worship and more. Anyone ask Miss Melody’s Small Man and he will tell you that I am a Goddess. J. Has first hand experience, you will too, call me at:

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Monday, June 23, 2008

On being Mischievous...


Hey you boys... Miss Melody here. This is my first blog post but I love writing so you can be sure it won't be my last. I've done phone sex before, but I never did it for anyone but hubby. But he knows where his place is, even thousands of miles away. I plan to see to it that each and every one of you boys knows your place, too; beneath my feet worshiping the beautiful body of a true Goddess. I've been at it for 2 days and already I've got you boys trailing after me like a passel of lost puppies. But that's fine, my glorious presence and beautiful mind and body deserve to have a following like you. Just stay two paces behind and to the right of me, dog-boy. Oh yeah, and don't forget to tighten that collar.

I am a sensual lady. That means that I am kind, but I won't take shit from you boys. I'm firm in my stance and you WILL know who is the boss. I haven't told hubby about my new pastime yet, but when I do he will know that I talk to boys like you, and he will love it because I tell him to. He does everything I tell him to, and so will you. Just like the time I went and spread my beautiful pussy and let the young hot neighbor boy who mows my lawn lick up my pussy juice for me. He had nothing to say because there was nothing for him to say. All he could do was lick his young hot cum from my pussy after I let him fuck me. And boy did he fuck me. You little boys could learn a lesson from him, and from me! I will show you that that little thing between your legs that you call a cock is about as useful as a bandaid on a bullet wound. Yes... I will enjoy putting you in your place. And you will enjoy being there.

Call me for some hot cuckold phone sex, humiliation, bondage, sissy/feminization, whatever your lil kink is, I'll flesh it out into a fantasy you won't soon forget.

Ciao till next time!

Miss Melody