You've got a small one....

Yes, it's small. There does that put your inquiring mind to rest? No, I didn't think it would. It's small and thin and useless and there's not much you can do about it -- not much that works anyway. And you know that your girlfriend (if you even can get one) is fucking someone else because of your severe lack of manhood. See, having a small cock makes you insecure like that, which you should be, because if I was your girl I'd definitely be looking for bigger and better things. And If I was your girlfriend I wouldn't want your little dicklette near my pussy unless and until you did whatever I wanted. And then only maybe. But I have use for you...

Call me at 1.888.47.HORNY to find out what that might be.

-Melody